I was wrong about Chapter 28. Yes, it takes up a lot of pages and uses lots of words, but it’s all was just about how God will punish the Israelites if they don’t keep all of his commandments. Some of these punishments have to do with agriculture, was, and weather. In other words, things that are out of the sole control of any one group of people. Many of the punishments are truly cruel, like:
41You shall have sons and daughters, but they shall not remain yours, for they shall go into captivity.
Bibles, Harper . NRSV Bible with the Apocrypha (p. 483). Zondervan. Kindle Edition.
Later in verse 53, they are told that they will cannibalize their own children.
53In the desperate straits to which the enemy siege reduces you, you will eat the fruit of your womb, the flesh of your own sons and daughters whom the LORD your God has given you.
Bibles, Harper . NRSV Bible with the Apocrypha (p. 484). Zondervan. Kindle Edition.
They will also refuse to feed their own families. This chapter is nothing more that gratuitous torture porn, where the author just thinks of all the absolute worst things that would happen and that’s exactly what God will do if don’t follow every word of every law. If we go from Exodus 20 to Deuteronomy 26, and follow every law, I’m sure we would break a few laws due to contradiction. Personally, I cannot abide by a God that condones slavery.
Next, in Chapter 29, the covenant is renewed (yet again). And again, we are reminded of the time that Israelites were enslaved in Egypt and the cool stuff God did to show off. Then, they wandered in the desert for forty years even though the trip should have taken less than a full day.
You would think that the number of time their enslavement is brought up, they would be like “You know what? Being a slave sucks, let’s not do that.” But no, instead they wrote chapter upon chapter about where to get and how to treat slaves. Then we get more warnings about what will happen if you don’t follow the law. Examples of Sodom and Gomorrah and Admah and Zeboiim are given. How many times do we need to give these same warnings?
Chapter 30 assures the Israelites that if they return from their disobedience and obey the law, their fortunes will be restored and he’ll have compassion on them. This chapter, like the previous two, is just restating the same things. If you obey, good stuff. If you don’t, bad stuff. It’s like there were three different accounts of the same tale and the compilers decided to just put all three in. I’m glad I’m getting to the end of this section. I look forward to narrative.